i don’t think anyone realizes how completely serious my ideal fancasting of kristen stewart as levi from snk is
actually I got shit to do other than listen to that bullshit you’re talking
also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”
Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE
Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS
because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
But. Uhh. The thing is, sex makes headaches go away. So. Lame excuse is lame. So fucking lame.
— (via prison0freality)
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all
what a beautiful day to not be in high school
Sometimes I can’t stop thinking about how Zuko accidentally spoke against his father and begged for forgiveness, on his knees with tears in his eyes, and got half his face burned off and banished from his home
Then Zuko betrayed his uncle and everything Iroh had ever taught him, begged for forgiveness on his knees with tears in his eyes, and got a hug and complete forgiveness and unconditional love
why do dads sneeze so loud
guys are so full of shit “i’ll fuck you til you scream” yeah right you’ll finish in 3 minutes then roll over and sleep while i lie there trying to figure out when exactly you stuck it in
I think it is very sad that there are this many people that have liked or reblogged this post. Ya’ll must be having TERRIBLE sex, and I am very sorry. Heh
I got my dermal back. I am very happy.
Bathroom selfies with Violet~
She milks her cuteness. Uuuuggghhhhhhhhh