Punching myself in the face is my davorite pasttime
We are the same person.
I want rainy early mornings. That’s what I want.
I used to think American stereotypes weren’t true, but I just ordered a pizza during a school shooting and the FBI is here and everything
They yelled at me
Oh my god
They yelled at me for taking this photo too.
Didn’t bring the pizza either
How is this an American stereotype? And why is there a division symbol on the floor?
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun.
|Him:||let's get in bed please my little sick kitten...|
|Me:||please don't make me a burrito *pleading eyes*|
|Him:||Okay baby just lay still so I can tuck you in... *moves the blankets around me*|
|Me:||please pleeeeeeease don't make me a burrito! *pouty face*|
|Him:||okay okay! *finishes making me into a blanket burrito* there! What an amazing kitten burrito I've made!|
|Me:||*squirms violently* BETRAYAL BETRAYAL! HELP IVE BEEN MISLED! I CANT GET UP I CANT GET UP!|
|Him:||that my sweet is the entire point of the blanket burrito... Now I don't have to worry about you trying to get out of nap time! I will be right here reading if you need me.|
|Me:||*squirms* no no no no no! NO! No naps!*squirming slows down* I don't need a nap even if it's cozy! *sleepily* burritos don't even sleep anyways, sometimes they dance outside of the food place but they don't sleep! *yawns* I'm so mad at you Daddy.... Naps are for babies... *falls asleep*|
for the record I’ve never owned a north face
Cannot for the life of me look decent in a photo when I actually do my makeup nice. So here’s a pig face. 🐖🐷🐽
Will I ever stop crying? Will I ever be able to lay in bed at night and not be terrified to fall asleep?
Also, fake nails☆~ 💅
Glitter and stars☆~~
Got these for $2.97 among maybe 8 other pairs. Will be posting pictures at some point. They’re all adorable. (at sock cave)
That sky. (at thorndike)